This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots… we have… dragons.
Harry Potter films + Christmas
Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat
You don’t know what it’s like out there. You may think you do but you don’t.
G I R L S